Mark was minding his own business, playing surf w/ The OddFellows when Dan and Dave stole him away to help out the Grown-Ups. It took him a while to loosen up and play more than a straight skank. Towards the end though, Mark was wooing all the girlies at stageside with his guitar-hero magic. Mark pretty much grew up in Denton, which is weird in itself... but weirder yet, he STILL lives there. Don't crowd him on stage, whatever you do... he swings that guitar like a deadly weapon. Mark (Marxist) Ryan went on to head up the communistic music sensation "The Reds" and is currently fronting The Marked Men. He is tied with Daniel as "The Nicest Grown-Up."

Words of Wisdom: "Kill your Ego. Wash your hands after using the bathroom."